FarmVille! What the ****!

People are going mad for FarmVille – an online farming simulation that draws in 74 million users around the world every day, making it the most popular game among Facebook's 350 million users. I have many suckers, I mean friends ,who are on Facebook that spend hours at a time playing this nutty game! Am I missing something? I don't like to garden, so I sure as hell would not play this game. Now, if it was a stud farm with all hot, hunky males put to pasture then my ass would sign up for Face Book damn quick!!! In the game, players manage a virtual farm by planting, growing and harvesting virtual crops, trees and livestock. Players can buy everything they need for their farm – seeds, trees, animals, buildings and more land – with FarmVille currency called "coins." Players earn coins by selling crops or accumulating cash at a rate of $1 per experience level. For those not content to earn their coins and cash in the virtual world, real-world credit cards can be used to buy them from the game's developer, Zynga, which gets most of its corporate revenue from the sale of virtual goods. Just like a real farm, if the crop isn't harvested in time, it will wilt and must be plowed under, leaving the player without any profits. I just don't get it! This clip sums it up.