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Thursday, June 2, 2011
Mistress Potty Humor!
If someone near you decides to crop dust, this is some good advice and very lady like. And the last thing on the list should be pray!!! Now you know why the Mistress always has a handkerchief scented with Chanel No5.
My grandmother had a flatulent old dog who laid under the bridge tables at her card parties. When the air was fouled they would turn to one lady and exclaim 'Mildred, how could you?!?! No more bridge mix for you!"
My grandmother had a flatulent old dog who laid under the bridge tables at her card parties. When the air was fouled they would turn to one lady and exclaim 'Mildred, how could you?!?! No more bridge mix for you!"
ReplyDeleteExcellent advice.
ReplyDeleteI usually gag and run for the exit.
"Crop dusting" -- hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI simply yell "BEAN DIP!!" and go about my business.
ReplyDeletexoxoxoxoxo
MISTRESS! yOU ARE SO BAD!!!! But funny.
ReplyDeleteOf course you have a scented hanky! :-)
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