Friday, October 25, 2013

On this Day.......A Scorpio Was Bore

 
 
Yes ,dear ones.......this day in October yours truly was bore a Scorpio...... I thought it may be fun and interesting to probe into what I'm suppose to be like........ just don't get stung by the stinger......
 
 
 
Scorpios are born between October 21 and November 21. The astrological water sign, a scorpion, is ruled by the planets Mars and Pluto. Scorpio personality and physical traits set them apart from other signs. They are determined people who will get what they want, but not necessarily in a negative way. Scorpios are best matched with Pisces, Sagittarius and Cancer, easy-going signs ,and should stay clear of  Leo and Aries, who are stubborn.

Personality

 
Scorpios are known for their ability to tell the truth and never sugar-coat anything. A Scorpio will tell you the honest answer to a question, so be prepared. They are straightforward and hard workers. Scorpios will work until a job is done and do it well as they are highly intelligent. A Scorpio prefers to be alone much of the time, but enjoys the company of close family and friends. Scorpios put off a tough vibe, but are extremely soft on the inside. The need for control tends makes them appear harder than they really are.

Relationships

 
  • Because of the independence a Scorpio exhibits, people are drawn to them easily. Others are attracted to Scorpio's strength and confidence. Scorpio seems very put together upon first introduction, but when you get past the hard shell, they are highly emotional and prone to extremes of mood. A Scorpio will be happy one minute and furious the next. This makes relationships, friendly or romantic, difficult for some people. Once a Scorpio has let you in, they will be loyal to the end. Scorpios are known for their loyalty and also for their prowess in lovemaking. Scorpio is turned on by let-it-all-hang-out sexiness in a person's dress and fashion. Different sexual positions, oral sex, anal sex, whips and chains, or being tied to a chair are all expressions of sexuality that are turn-ons for Scorpio. His motivation is neither pleasure nor pain, but the power that is unleashed between two people when there is a fearsome intimacy. This kind of hot sexual connection can foster lifelong bonds of love and friendship. Although Scorpio's appetites may lead him to a one-night stand, his deepest pleasure is exploring sexual life with a consistent partner. Ultimately, Scorpio is turned on by the trust that wild sex can foster .Other turn-ons are wordless understandings that you are going to have sex. At a party, if you and he are already lovers, and he gives you a nod and you disappear into a parked car

Body Type

 
  • A Scorpio is typically not described as very tall. They have smaller bodies with large builds, Scorpio women have a balanced body shape while men are often, toned and muscular. Scorpios have a tendency to put on weight in later years, especially in elder age, but this doesn't affect their attractiveness to others. They age gracefully and retain the same aura that draws people in, even in elder years.

Facial Features

  • Scorpio facial features are one of their most charismatic traits. They are most known for having eyes that will make you look twice, deep and mysterious. Their eyes are framed by large or thick shapely eyebrows. A Scorpio may have a high pitched voice or a low husky voice with a rigid mouth. They have broad foreheads and faces that sit on a thick neck. Scorpios are generally described as very  attractive people.

I must say, this very much.... pretty close, describes me to a T.  Although I don't like to be alone to much, but I do enjoy some alone time. And this weekend, luckily for the Lad, the sex stuff about my sign is true....blushing...... and he will be in town to help celebrate. We will be lucky if we leave the boudoir from knocking ankles!!!!! Although, there is to be drinks with friends in New Hope Saturday night, and dinner with family Sunday.
 
 
 
 And my advice these years thus far? From Auntie Mame of course.......

"Life's a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving to death!

Tootles

52 comments:

  1. Well, you're definitely enjoying the banquet!

    Happy Birthday MM!!

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  2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETIE! and many many MANY more! :)

    I shall raise a cosmo in your honor tonight!

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  3. You'll be lucky to get out of bed because of knocking ankles? Just another weekend then I see.. Happy Birthday Mistress.

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    1. It will be only when you start to sing, She Be Coming Around the Mountain.

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  4. What a entertaining Birthday post! And I just bet there is a haunting pleasure in every sip! Have a nice birthday weekend Mistress.

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  5. happy Birthday Mistress! I understand Scorpios are the whores of the zodiac! And not to be trifled with! The the post!

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    1. Lambchop, my lips are sealed....... for once.

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  6. Many happy returns of the day!

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  7. Happy Birthday to one good looking Scorpio! Are you tied up tonight? Yes, I'd say that profile fits you!

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  8. Anonymous10/25/2013

    Happy Birthday, girl! My mother was born the day after you, so I know firsthand how wonderful Scorpios are. Have fun this weekend! ;-)

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  9. *makes mental notes of Scorpio relationship traits* I really don't mind getting stung with a stinger!!!!!! hope you have a sinfully fun Birthday!

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  10. Happy Birthday dear!!!! It's whores like you Scorpios that I have learned all my sexual skills!!!!! Nice stinger! Hope it is a great birthday!

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    1. We try to do our community service to all.

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  11. Anonymous10/25/2013

    SEX GOD - that's all I'm saying.

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    1. that would explain all the guys on their knees around here.

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  12. Oh......opps, I assume your tied up now, knocking heels! Have a good one!

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  13. I'm just here waiting to be stung by the infamous stinger! Have a great day. Happy Birthday sexy!

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  14. Oh Mistress! A very Happy Birthday to you on your day! I have known Scorpios and they are quite the hand full. I just knew you were a handsome thing ! Now go be the star of the cocktail hour!

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  15. Happy Birthday Mistress! I wish I was there to give you a big ole wet one! May you receive all kinds of earthly delights!

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  16. Happy Birthday handsome! If the Lad is there, your done. He'll never let go of the stringer!

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  17. Not only a Scorpio, but almost a Halloween baby. Scorpio and Leo's are the hottest sex I've ever had with guys. What is it with you? Have a good one.

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    1. Like the image say- A haunting pleasure in every sip!

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  18. Happy Birdle Urdle Toodle Ooodle to you! (Name that play). How divine. Brought onto this earth, such beauty and majesty. We mere mortals are not worthy, darling. Lucky, lucky us! I hope you get some for your BD (Laura, blow your candles out!). I have always been warned to stay away from you Scorps - but, what's life without a little stinger (vodka stinger, please). Have fun sweet thing. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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    1. Thank you handsome! I haven't a clue about that line or play. Why not drop in for a cock-a-tail and tell me about it?

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  19. Well HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !!! XOXOXOXOXO. Scorpio. What are you doing tonight around 10?

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    1. What do you take me for? I'm not that easy for God's sake. Your terrible, but lets make it, oh, say around 11:30?

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  20. Happy Freakin Birthday! I hope this day is filled to the brim with happiness and interesting and fun things. Laughter and smiles to you! If think the first picture is the best advice, love it!

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  21. And nobody is enjoying the banquet better, Happy Birthday Mistress!

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    1. the Mistress is greety what can I tell you.

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  22. Ah, a ever mischievous scorpio! All birthdays call for a little mad hatter escapade or two... happiest best most birthday wishes Mistress!

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  23. Woohoo, happy birthday and have some balls! I meant have a ball. Just have a good time I mean!

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  24. Love these cocktail graphics! What a fun post.

    Happy Birthday, darling Mistress!

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  25. Happy Birthday! I hope you have a day of sin full of fun! I really do like the honey myself. smiles

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  26. Happy Birthday, cutie!!! And I just LOVE the images, ONE in particuliar. Have a fabulous day :)

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    1. I'll say it, we should just hold him down and haul out that honey!

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  27. THANK YOU ALL for such funny and warm wishes for a big day, or should I say weekend! You all are so kind! Who knew all these years later anyone would still be read this gin soaked blog! Luv you all!

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  28. First of all: HAPPY BE-LATED BIRTHDAY!!! woo hoo!!!

    secondly, i am in LOVE with those Winnie the poohs!...tee hee :)

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  29. Ha, love your the words with each image! Ah the famous honey pot...... nice!

    happy birthday and have fun! Im sure you and the Lad will have a marathon of fun

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    1. Couldn't help but notice your honey dipper looks ready!

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  30. Happy birthday! I hope it's an amazing one! Go eat some cake, or whatever it is you will enjoy,wink! You have no idea how I enjoy your blog!

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  31. HAAAAAAAAPPPPYYYYYYY BIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAYYYYYYY! I hope your having a nice weekend! Of all my friends, Scorpio's are the most fun and outrageous and the most feisty!

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  32. Happy happy birthday gorgeous one!!! I hope you have a super wonderful birthday weekend - it was a glorious day the day that you were born!!! And so close to Halloween! Drinks all around!

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  33. Happy, happy birthday to you, sexy! hope you're having a great time with your friends! Which ensemble from Star of Cocktail hour did you chose?

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  34. ouch, I just got stung with that thing! Hope all is hanging well and your having a good Birthday weekend.

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  35. The one day I wasn't on- line, and I miss this! Hope your having a great birthday weekend. Are you on round 10 yet?

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!