Tuesday, December 3, 2013

MYSTERY DOOR

 
After rifling through the Mistress's little black book, we could be here all week, closets, and drawers, looking for my flask, of course, I came upon this mystery door. Whatever, or who, could he be keeping in here????

37 comments:

  1. you found the sooper seekrit gin stash!

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  2. A secret passage directly to the gin factory? Just a guess.

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  3. His love potions of course.

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  4. All the disappointments that have been heeped upon him, all of his adult life.

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  5. Homo Houseboy Heaven!

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  6. Isn't it obvious? All those ex's we thought were dead!

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    1. I'm with you and Mind of Mine......it's got to be ALLLLLLLLLL the ex's who mysteriously disappeared.

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    2. Is there really a room bigger enough?

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  7. Upon meeting the Mistress, and being so welcoming and so sweet and nice, you just know it's a S&M bondage room. I have the marks on my ass to prove it.

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    1. You left here with a parting gift did you?

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  8. Elvis Obviously!!!!!!!!!

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    1. There's not enough pork rind's in the world to kee him here

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    1. Does this look like the Price is Right?

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  10. A pirate ship and a slide for acting out scenes from Never Land?!?!

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  11. the throne. only the Mistress would have a hidden throne.

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  12. Please......will we ever really know? That's like will we ever know the mystery behind the Great Pyramid's secret doors in 2014!

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  13. Pure nirvana and Spiritual enlightenment?

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    1. You have this mixed up with his boudoir.

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  15. Honey, after watching too much American Horror Story, I aint asking questions

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    1. A chamber of horrors for sure.......FULL gin bottles.

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  16. Oh, it has to be the underwear collection, opps, I forgot. Goes commando right?

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    1. The owner of tons of underwear and seldom wears any! My guess is no.

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    1. That might explain all the red and white stripe shirts and underwear in the wash.

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  18. Where all the magic happens!!!

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  19. Anonymous12/03/2013

    That's the door the houseboy I borrow uses to sneak back home!

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  20. Probably the same as Al Capone's vault......a few pieces of dirty paper and some empty gin bottles. We better get Geraldo Rivera on this.

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  21. They never did find Amelia Earhart did they?

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  22. Ooh Ms Moorecock, your so bad rifling through. I think its cold storage of either furs or like some said......ex's! But what an elegant wainscot!

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  23. Mystery Door? You mean like in Mystery Date? Oh, honey, if you get the dud, don't you write him off too soon. He's got a huge package. Sure, you may have to show him what to do with it, but trust me, those nerdy types? They is quick learners. And enthusiastic? You know it. Have fun. and P.S. - that ski instructor? Oh, he may look fine, but he got a teeny peeny. Knocking his junk around is like popping a damn pimple. Mmm, hmmm. You take care now. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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  24. House boy training ground my guess! Or a room to guard his jewels!

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