LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
On my back?
But it's only been 15 minutes hasn't it?
Mistress, I don't think I can get pass the eggs.
I don't know. Mine are currently scrambled!
I'm only a meat eater myself...and by the looks of things....
Whatever he is slinging, I'm taking.
I'll have two eggs and plenty of sausage.(okay, that was dumb...but I'm hungry....)
Sounds like we better give you a bid darlin'
No wonder Mistress, breakfast is your favorite meal!
Can I get breakfast in bed?
Just watch the crumbs please.
2 scrambled eggs please with a side of back bacon!
Did he give you a taste test before hand?
I ll have you know I run a tight test kitchen here.
To eat this breakfast, thanks goodness I have a good gag reflex.
He obviously uses free range eggs.
I'd like to put my eggs in his basket.Or is it his basket in my eggs? Which ever, I'm sure their tatsy.
Don't go poaching my eggs, at least till I've had them over hard...
I'm not sure which I love best: his lovely egg basket or casual cooking style.
I hope he's wearing sensible shoes to cook in.
Does this serving of sausage come with scrambled eggs ?
Please invite me to your next backyard breakfast gathering!!!
You are always welcome, & I could use the help, as you can plainly see.......
I here his pancakes and whipped cream is just enjoyable.
Over easy, and then over hard, please.
Jesus,I can hardly wait to see what he whips up for dinner.
With a side of lean beef
I only hope he is back next Saturday.
Obviously, the bacon is sizzling hot already!
Damn, he looks tasty!
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!