Sunday, June 4, 2017

HAVE YOU MET MY NEIGHBORS?

Don't ever contact Beverly Warble in the morning till she calls you.......


She's the type to have three fags before getting out of bed...her lips and lashes alone take up nearly three martinis.... then there are brows to pluck, in between the popping of happy pills.... never diets either. The only carrots that interest her are the number you get in a diamond......and we don't know what our dearest, oldest friend did with her favorite
SHOES?  

The sacrifices she's make in order to remain perfect. Little does she know her husband is banging the gardener boy next door. All these worries and her hair still looks fabulous.

At'a-girl.

10 comments:

  1. I see tennis shoes on power lines all the time in the coastal areas. It never caught on when you go inland, though.

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  2. Don't you usually generally have three fags before getting out of bed also?

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  3. In the words of Maggie Smith in Murder By Death: "I like her. I really like her."

    Jx

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  4. Yeah, but she does have great hair, and her husband probably wasn't so good in bed .... with a woman.

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  5. Oh no another Neighborhood segment. I sure hope to god those weren't Manolo's.

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  6. Many women would find her hot as a lipstick lesbian, maybe she should try to swing the gate the other way.

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  7. Don't you realize, she's happy her husband is fucking the gardener next door... It leaves her time for more important things. One can't maintain such perfections if one is exhausted due to being bothered by dick. :-D Hugs!!!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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