Friday, November 10, 2017

A NEW JOB

.......as Aqua Net spokes model of course!!!!!
The Mistress just landed a new 8 year contract! But as you may remember, this isn't my first one. David Dust had broke the news over my first contract mix up years ago.

Beauty...it hurts.

32 comments:

  1. Now that was a good laugh!!!! And you still remind me of a blond Joanne Worley. That David Dust post was also very entertaining....your must be something!!!

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  2. Now that's how to start a weekend...the Mistress, Aqua Net, and a beef sandwich. Well, at least I included meat.

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  3. I'm calling my stockbroker now. With you as a pitchwoman, both Aqua Net and Arby's should go through the roof.

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  4. You are stunning in that first picture...definitely Aqua Net picture perfect darling.

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  5. Meanwhile , the good people at Hendricks are fools.

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  6. HA HA HA HA ! Love the picture, beautiful and I remember that nugget from David's blog...a gem.

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  7. Hello gorgeous!!!!!! I still miss David Dust's blog...that post was a hoot. How is the Milk of Magnesia deal going?

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  8. Aqua Net to Arby's to Milk of Magnesia, Sugar, you can sell anything! I'd buy it all and I don't use any of it.

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    1. she also hawks a line of spicy beefsticks...

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    2. HA! Anne Marie, are we talking something like Slim Jims or something else altogether? I'm good with either.

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    3. and I hear it's a real slim jim

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    4. and YOU of all people would CERTAINLY know, missy!

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    5. Well they used to call me big and tasty.

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  9. And we know it's not Rolaids in the pocket.

    You look fabulous!

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  10. I'm telling you, if Laugh In does a reboot, they should call you!

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  11. OMG, they still don't actually make AquaNet, do they?

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  12. Your funny but look so damn good! How much AquaNet is that in your wig???

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  13. Oh my. I remember using a lot of Aqua Net back in the day, but it was usually combined with a Bic lighter.

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    1. Now you can understand why the campers get nervous when I'm near the bonfire at camp!!!!!!!

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  14. If you're the Aqua Net spokesmodel, I will be buying it all the time. Then I'll buy some hair, too! Where do you get yours?

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    1. LOL! Would you believe the wig in the first picture came off Ebay. It belonged to a Vegas showgirl.

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    2. That's perfect! And, yes, easy to believe it belonged to a Vegas showgirl.

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  15. Great photo!
    Hey, I killed a spider with Aqua Net once.

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    1. AquaNet.....the new multi weapon. We waste tons of money on weapons, and all we need is Aqua Net.....and look fabulous doing it!

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  16. I am loving your over the top hair! Do drag more!!!!!!!

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  17. Your more pretty than me Mistress and me hair would never looks as glamorous. Good luck with the product line!!!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!